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Posted by m1s1n (66.62.152.12) on April 03, 2002 at 18:26:15:

In Reply to: my own question posted by Bokeem on March 21, 2002 at 18:11:18:

Consider, if you will the genetic make up that is God. Now if the legend be true then all humans contain this 'God Chromosome'--as it were--that originated in Adam and Eve and has passed through generations to the eventual 'us'. Now considering this fact it could be said that this ethreal genetic makeup has been watered down throughout the years through diversity, and well, sex with cows, sheep, monkeys, and whatnot. Now assuming that genetics works like making a cocktail out of sperm and other fluids we can differ that Adam, Jesus, and this newfound wonderchild (we exclude Eve, for she has the genetic makeup of Adam's rib thus having far less holy-gene in them, much like all women) would be far more concentrated with God-energy and whatnot. Because of this we lose normal cell divisions and are now left with something called 'Godosis' which works in a very similar fashion to common household molds. This new cell division almost prevents the likelihood of miscarrages, and abortions. So thus it would be impossible to kill the child of god by any means other then crucifiction and anti-fungal soap.

So with this knowledge I conclude that the only possible solution left would be to smack the bitch around a bit for snaking around behind your back. Then go sleep with her sister.

TESTIFY!


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