Laid Off in a Heartless Universe


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Posted by Jim (206.79.177.145) on April 05, 2002 at 11:45:31:

Using my network of contacts within the organization, I learned I'm probably going to be laid off Monday along with almost everybody else... so I'm gonna steal tens of thousands of dollars worth of computer equipment tonight, and maybe a chair or two. Give your soul to the subversive and burn. In the words of Twin Peaks' Bob:

Through the darkness of futures past
The magician longs to see
One way out between two worlds
Fire, walk with me.

Oh, and I smoked savia divinorum, a perfectly legal herbal hallucinogen that peaks in about 5 minutes and is gone in about 30. It's cool, like having a pleasant dream while awake... you don't see things so much as feel them. Intrigued at the prospect of a safe, quick, mellow trip, you cloistered, armchair philosophers? www.sagewisdom.org

Next Episode: picking up the broken, dirty pieces.


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