Posted by Jim (208.35.40.2) on April 24, 2002 at 16:00:07:
In Reply to: What a strange language. posted by Ben on April 23, 2002 at 16:44:20:
I'll field this one.
Basically, bra designers suck. Every time you've figured out a way to unclasp the new fastening mechanism one-handed and all competent and everything, they invent an even more obscure clasp, and you're left feeling like Mr. Bean trying to drive a stick in rush hour.
These days panties are great. Thin, easily removed (or *titter* shredded) fabric, enticingly shaping yet playfully obscuring the only thing that will ever validate my existance. Especially the ones with little bows. I have no complaints here.
Oh, and here's one: why do they call them scissors, when all you do is use them like a knife to stab people?