Posted by m1s1n (66.62.156.8) on November 06, 2002 at 23:45:08:
Okay, so I was thinking about this on my way home from work last night. Here we go:
A man is sitting at home, trying to protect himself with blankets from the freezing temperatures and biting snow that sits outside his doors. Suddenly the phone rings--it's his girl. "Come over and we'll have some fun," she tells him in a whispery-way. "Hell no lady, it's freezing out there. You can come over here!" is his response. So she agrees. As she speeds over to his house in the frozen weather she hits a patch of ice, drives off the road into a fence post and dies in a Hollywood-style fireball.
What is more tragic: The girlfriend dying to give her man some nookie, or the fact that he has to go to sleep unfulfilled tonight?