Posted by m1s1n (66.62.156.8) on December 02, 2002 at 19:24:36:
Alas! Finally I have seen the end! I have become an old man! Old? OLD! You say! How can this be! You aren't even 22 yet, what does that say about us! And how did you come to this crazy-ass conclusion?
It is simple people--when Snoop Dogg shows up on VH1 you know that you are old. When Dookie and Blood Sugar Sex Magic show up on VH1, you know you're DAMN old.
Yes! I am old! Music I used to listen to as a young teen (and still listen to now) is being played on VH1--THE OLD PEOPLE'S MUSIC STATION! GOD DAMN-IT! I'm old! It's all downhill from here. Depends, Prozac, wrinkled-back. I'm fucked. And if I'm old, that means all of you mother-fuckers are old too. So there. Ha!